Listen, watch and learn…
We address the young martyr-in-waiting, who might daydream while he and his friends suffer through another long, boring sermon in their mosque. Indeed, there are other possibilities in life, it’s true. There are alternatives to vaporizing yourself because your Mullah has decided it’s your turn. These are very important alternatives, too. Alternatives like having a future to pursue life’s interests, spend time with your family, or even get married and enjoy raising children of your own (just as your mother and father enjoyed raising you). Maybe you could serve your cause in a different way. You could embark on a career as a chronicler of the Jihad, rather than making yourself and innocent others its victims. Consider taking a stab at writing while your Mullah sermonizes on your holy duty to deny other men their natural right to live in peace. Is your Mullah wearing a TNT undershirt below his robes? Do you see a fuse protruding from his beard? No, of course not. So, why don’t you use your head for something other than a place to keep your taqiyah, and think about a career as your Mullah obviously has?
To get you started on your way to a long life in your new career as a prominent theorist of the Jihad, we offer the following suggestions for titles in the hope of stimulating your critical thinking:
Murder in the Afterlife: More Want than Need
Torture in Heaven is Torture For Real
My Eternal Immolation: Reflections on Earthly Ideas
Jews Forgave Me, Can You Believe It?
Steering Truck Bombs into the Pearly Gates: Anti-Terror Measures in Heaven
The Calming Effects of the Afterlife: Liver and Onions Every Monday
Carnage and Murder: The Negative Side
God: Real Sources of Anger
Some ski trip this is.
Wherever it is encountered or uncovered….wherever it is found…in secret urban lairs, remote training camps, university classrooms, penthouse suites, or in the psychosis of hateful minds…Terror must be killed where it stands, wherever it is found…immediately. You Islamist radicals, who are committed to the extinction of the western world, need to know, for your own sakes… Stay home, enjoy a happy life with your families, and worship the God you choose in peace. No cultures are waging wars of judgment against you. What conceit affords you the right to judge other cultures? This is not an opportunity for reproach or ridicule by the Islamo-fascist hate mongers who monitor the web. You know in your hearts that Palestine is just a political excuse for hate. There is no alternative, except to kill you….because you perpetuate a culture of violence. You legitimize criminal acts with a mythology of martyrdom and its imaginary rewards. You rely on the leniency and openness found in societies which enjoy the freedoms you proclaim to despise. Ultimately you are idle, unemployed, fanatics who worship hypocrisy, envy, and violence.
Keep an eye on Imam Jaleel Abdul Adil, one of our domestic Hizb ut-Tahrir luminaries and a leading candidate for a Homeland Security “Homegrown Threat of the Year” award.
http://www.investigativeproject.org/1098/hizb-ut-tahrir-spread-islam-or-die-trying
http://www.investigativeproject.org/1098/hizb-ut-tahrir-spread-islam-or-die-trying
Add a confining, judgmental ideology to a xenophobic political philosophy, then remove all traces of a functional economy and you’ll find yourself rattling in the shackles of self-oppression, too.
Jihad is another example of the arsonist fireman pathology. The operative delusion is that great rewards will be showered upon the terrorist who commits an act of murder or violence. The terrorist is able to rationalize his action through a cognitive process constructed to promise individual absolution for crimes in relation to the perceived magnitude of the crime. In other words, the worse, the better. This type of mental illness is rooted in a form of an aberrant Islamic culture that celebrates death and sacrifice for the sake of spiritual reward. It is generated by a spider web of political deism, designed to supplant and obstruct other, more lucrative earthly opportunities. This deist (and thus, unassailable) system manufactures terrorists who are motivated by a promise of spiritual exoneration. As victims of a form of psychological hijack, they are taught that their heroic status in the next world will be magnified in proportion to the level of violence and damage their actions cause.
There is no defense against this form of motivation. It is inculcated by projecting beliefs which are, conveniently, separable from reality. This ability to create a separate reality is the source, core, and fuel of terrorism. The world faces an assembly line of terror, administrated by socially privileged individuals who retain the ability to exercise control over an almost unlimited supply of vassals in support of a murderous agenda. Terror will only be defeated by exposing how these “leaders” of Islam gratuitously consume, immolate, and sacrifice their populations for the sake of sustaining their hatred.
I am huffing and I am puffing also and I am to blow the house down…that I in the other time was calling home. I hate Arnold Schwartzenegger, but all foreigners are jealous of other foreigners aren’t they…it’s just axiomatic, no? Particularly when some are more successful than others. Or, when they become successful on their own, without having to marry the random “bisexual” natural gas tycoon, adopting to them their surnames only after divorce. Life’s events are so mystifying…I am still so amazed that Girton decided to upgrade my BA to the MA, or that my Bernie decided, after we had so much fun facing the music, that sleeping Greek was just not right for him, and finally, why the “voters just aren’t on board.” Ah, it is so ironic, yes, when you think about it…do you not agree?… in a different life both I and the Aniston Jennifer could be making still our livings on those small, sunny islands, pleasuring the ugly American. Instead, here we are, being the ugly Americans ourselves. But, I must be my own political animal. It is so remarkable, is it not? Please allow me to say that, for the time being, I will support all the big candidates who pledge to me their allegiance, yes? Until then, apyotepa!
Also, do not ask me what is a progressive populist or why I am an accused (Maria Callas) plagiarist, or why on my web site it is not allowed the comment, or anything about Getty, or the Jerry Brown. Thank you. I invite you to my site [www.huffingtonpost.com] so you may see how we offer our arguments in hair splitting terms…where we absolve Kevin Jennings (Obama’s Safe Schools Czar) of his predatory transgressions because his high school student victim was “above the age of consent.” In cases such as this, we feel the Huffington Post must ask, “Where is the egregious outrage?”
Obama, Reid, and Pelosi walk into a bar…..
The bartender says, “What is this, some kind of joke?”
That’s it, but Lord forgive me, it just doesn’t get old.
Can you read lips…? Can’t blame you if you’re tired.
"Mendacity is a system that we live in. Liquor is one way out and death's the other."
Tennessee Williams
