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Our Week in Review

“When you only have bad ideas,  only bad things will happen.”

Breathlessly updating his eight viewers from Red Square,  Keith Olberman announces, “Things just don’t go wrong here.”

“Travelers to Rio Olympics scheduled to have wallets pre-stolen during convenient stop-overs in Mexico City.”

“Gen. McChrystal has record thirty minute meeting with CinC.”


“Letterman awarded third degree status as Master-Hypocrite of the York Temple…Will suffer no enduring ridicule similar to that which he  will continue to heap upon others…Recent tryst with popular starlet Jennifer Aniston will be acquire legs as the Letter-Jen affair.”

It was a great week.  We can’t wait to visit the top of the Chinese Empire state building next time we’re in NY.

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