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Intergalactic Federation of Planets Finds Biggest A-hole of 2009…

Judged by the standard galactic criteria of “time spent on the joke,” “months it takes to get to Mars,” and “working the joke until it’s dead, buried and left by normal people for a pile of dust,” David Letterman has been awarded the “Biggest Asshole who still thinks he’s funny in the Galaxy” prize. Jury comments from neighboring galaxies included, “We’re a billion light years away, enough with the Dick Cheney already,” and, “Good grief, Sarah Palin must be sick of you because we are, for sure.” The committee wondered why the recipient would continue to retain his one note writing staff, while acknowledging the irony of their role in his win. Craig Ferguson can’t be far behind…”Because I make crap up and I say things like, “Woody Harrelson is a good actor,…Right?… Dave and his writing staff say so…”

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