Samir Shabazz Says Newman “My Favorite Motherf-ing Cracker”
The suddenly popular cracker-hating, Khmer Rouge inspired, icon of the surreal, King Samir Shabazz (Maurice Heath), who will be starring in “Down by Shabazz,” a new movie by Robert Rodriguez (late of “Machete” fame), cited fellow useful idiot, Randy Newman as his favorite cracker song writer-vocal artist during an interview staged to promote the pending cinematic venture. “This movie explore my desire to kill me some crackers on a metaphysical level,” Shabazz said, adding, “To me, Newman’s work open up underlying paths of theoretical inquiry relative to implementation of that desire…like he sayin’ it cool to jus’ maybe kill like half all white people. You know, his message give me some discipline and help me like understand that my philosophy gotta have boundaries to make it real in both communities -not just the black but the racist oppressor honky fey whore cracker white too.” Also revealed in the interview was the movie’s tag line which read, “Yesterday he was a decent black man living a decent life. Now he’s a violent, psycho racist who must kill white people to stay in the public eye.” He beingreminds us of the even-tempered mother-in-law…pissed off all the time. It’s too bad Maurice has neither found a way to put his inalienable rights to better use, nor realized there’s no such thing as collective salvation…. reality continues to invert itself. As Speaker Pea-Nanny says, “This balance between freedom and safety is one we have to carefully……um…balance.”
August 10, ’10 update- Thanks to National Geographic for providing a substitute source for video of Maurice Heath’s infamous rant. We’re happy to have it back up.
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