Happy Independence Day

Notwithstanding the “Biden Insurance” it’s time to impeach this idiot

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Wow, my neighborhood sounds like Egypt or Syria or Benghazi

Happy 4th of July!

I know, right?

Insights of the Breathless Enthusiasts

November 8, 2012 Leave a comment

Hey Hey Hey…Whether explained with exuberant ebonics or with the solemnity of a sophomore philosopher, these insights are truly inspiring in the worst sense of the word….

November 5, 2012 Leave a comment

Reblog from September 1, 2009……..

Paris is the Capital of Rome

Cambridge, MA, September 1, 2009

In a meeting with invited press representatives, David Axelrod, as head of  the President’s reelection juggernaut, announced that the campaign’s upcoming theme for  2012 will be “A Do-Over for America.”  “We’re asking Americans to continue to step up and work to support the important issues embodied by our key points and meaningful phrases, regardless of race, gender, or sexual identity,” Mr. Axelrod said, adding, “Remember what the President wants you to do to help create a strong and vibrant America. One in which we remain committed to the issues that are important and the things that must yet be done.”  Following a brief question and answer session, Mr. Axelrod closed the presentation by reading the following message from the President, “Your continuing energy, enthusiasm, passion, and activism are fundamental to the ongoing process of creating the America we can believe in.  Your commitment to “A…

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The One Term Proposition

November 5, 2012 Leave a comment

Benghazi Deception

November 2, 2012 Leave a comment

We invite Alaan TV of the United Arab Emirates to offer Obama their assistance as he investigates the incident at Benghazi.

Should Alaan care to forward the documents they’ve recovered from the consulate, please address them to The White House, 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500 USA

Picture Game

November 2, 2012 Leave a comment

Which of the following pictures doesn’t belong?

The Duke

The Nuke

The Fluke

The Puke

The Beaut


(Answer:  All of the above)

 

 

Benghazi Diversion

October 21, 2012 Leave a comment

The question is not how the story was spun after the event. The question is why requests for additional security were ignored prior to the event.  One squad of Marines deployed on time as requested and the attack at Benghazi would have resulted in a resounding victory rather than a squalid embarrassment for O’Blaima.  Instead, men died and O’Blaima chose to lie. In a world where Malala Yousufzai can suffer being shot by taliban gunmen for her advocacy of education for girls, we’d like to remind our future President of the United States, Mitt Romney, of the intransigent hate his new (and improved) State Department will be confronting. Once upon a time, for an American President, brokering peace between Israel and Palestine was considered the epitome of middle eastern foreign policy. Now that the US has, by default, armed the entire region, rhetoric has similarly become weaponized:

Salam Abd Al-Qawl– “Our hatred of the Jews is based upon our faith. The Koran tells us to hate them, not to love them.”

Muhammad Hussein Yaaqub– “If the Jews left Palestine to us, would we start loving them? Of course not. We will never love them. Absolutely not.  Your belief regarding the Jews should be, first, that they are infidels, and second, that they are enemies. They are enemies not because they occupied Palestine. They would have been enemies even if they did not occupy a thing.”

Muhammad Al-Muraikhi– ” We will treat the Jews as our enemies even if they return Palestine to us because they are infidels.”

Wael Al-Zarad– “In short, these are the Jews. As muslims, our blood vengeance against them will only subside with their annihilation, allah willing, because they tried to kill the prophet several times.”

Mas’oud Anwar– “The worst enemies of the muslims, after satan, are the Jews. Who said this? Allah did.”

News From Around the Caliphate

October 17, 2012 Leave a comment

A review of recent broadcasts by prominent middle eastern thinkers, teachers, historians, and social theoreticians….

1. Egyptian researcher Muhammad Galaa Idris:  The Pope is either a Jew or has been judaized.  (there goes the old saw, “Is the Pope catholic?”)

2. Egyptian Islamist Muhammad Saad Al-Azhari opposed to clause in constitution preventing sex trafficking.  (mess with my child bride and you’ll be messin’ with me)

3.  Egyptian attorney Tareq Hamed:  The Jews helped Hitler with the gas chambers.  (plus they killed the U.S. ambassador to Libya)

4.  Tunisian children recite Al-Qaeda song extolling 9/11.  (“Our Terror is Blessed”)

5.  Lebanese journalist Ghaleb Kandil:  U.S. founded by criminals fleeing from justice.  (“…thieves, highway robbers, bank robbers, and criminals…”)

Meanwhile, Felix Baumgartner, with the assistance of infidel crusader technology, hopped out of his capsule at an altitude of 128,100 feet, reached mach 1.24 during free fall, and safely completed his world record sky dive from the edge of space.

No Way! I Tossed Your Poo Last Week!

October 9, 2012 Leave a comment

We’re bound to see quite a show this November 7th…….

Occupy Protests One-Percenter Big Bird

October 9, 2012 Leave a comment

…well not actually, but since that inane operation sorely lacked validity from beginning to end, our ancillary point is made.

The Corporation for Public Broadcasting receives $450 million annually from Congress, of which $280 million goes to PBS and local stations.  Federal money comprises 12% of the PBS budget.  Yes, this $450 million represents only 0.007 % of Federal spending, but it’s arguable that a budget in which a half billion is only 0.007 % is itself a disaster.

Non-profits such as the CPB are required to file IRS form 990.  Accordingly, in 2008 Sesame Workshop CEO Gary Knell received $956,513 in compensation.  From 2003 to 2006, Sesame Street made more than $211 million from toy and consumer product sales – roughly $50 million per year.  Thus, the annual income of Big Bird’s corporation is about four times greater than that of Mitt Romney.

So, President O’Blaima,  isn’t it about time Big Bird paid his Fair Share?